If you are a cheap or broke guy and enjoy dating you are in big trouble. Women like to be taken out nicely and if you won't or can't you will be forced to hang around with guys rather than stay home alone. But if you are desperate and willing to stretch the truth you might become successful at dating attractive women. 1. Meet her at the singles bar that features a free buffet. Make sure she fills up on lots of food so she won't be hungry. Tell her that you are allergic to alcohol and offer her a glass of water instead of purchasing a drink at the bar. Dance till closing time. If she has a car, hop on board, if not take a bus to your place or hers. Ask her to pay both fares. Say you have no change. The whole evening will cost you zip. And if you were lucky the night was spent at her place with a free breakfast. 2. Go to a museum, if you are asked at the door for a donation say that you are out of work and when you become employed you will mail it in. There will be lots of nice women there to choose from. Speak to one about the painting she is looking at and try to sound as impressive as you can. Tell her you just bought a very expensive painting and it will soon be delivered. If the weather is nice ask her to take a stroll in the park. Speak about your love of the outdoors and flowers. Try to arrange your next date as bicycle riding, the botanical gardens or beach. They all will be easy on your wallet. 3. Once your new date suspects that you are cheap or broke it will be over and you will be back with the boys or alone in your apartment. You must fabricate a tale to explain your reluctance to spend a buck. The best way to do this is to say your cash is tied up in an investment fund and it will not be available until a few weeks. Explain to her that when you get it you will buy her an expensive piece of jewelry. If she believes you she might even pay for the rest of your dates. 4. Try to get a new date to visit you on the pretense that you were involved in an auto accident in which you injured your leg. Tell her that the insurance company offered you a large settlement and you will receive it shortly. She will be visiting you often. Claim that you are a vegetarian so it will cost you almost nothing to feed her. Since you are very cheap or broke go down to the super market and tell them that you have a few rabbits that have to be fed. They will give you the rotten vegetables for free. She will become the cheapest date you ever had until she gets tired of waiting for your leg to get better. 5. It's your first date; you met her at a free concert in the park. You tell her that you are going to hire a hall for your sisters wedding and you want to check out one that appears to be interesting. She won't mind if you explain that there will be plenty of music and drinks plus a great buffet. Everything works out great and she gets so drunk that you have to drive her home. Hopefully the evening will end by you staying over her place. The cost is zero for one of the best dates you ever had. 6. One of the things that you have to be careful about is to never let your date suspect that you are cheap or broke. If she does you are busted. The best way to hide the truth is by constantly weaving stories about the money you have previously spent. The trip to Europe you took your last girlfriend on is an excellent tale to keep her with you. She will want you to take her traveling and of course you will say yes. The date of departure will always be kept in the future. The women that are deceived by cheap and broke guys become very bitter. Some of them have become pregnant by a guy they would never date if they knew the truth. After that terrible experience when they meet a new man they will quickly test him by making him buy them something. If he refuses they will leave him. A woman always has to be on guard against liars. But there is no perfect protection she can give herself when the prize that she has is so precious to desperate men. |
